The Dame Edna Treatment

 She's a gem, 
 she's a jewel, 
 an icon;
 she's an angel 
 of light from above;
 she's poetry in motion;
 she's a rock 
 in an ocean of love.

 So give us the Edna Treatment (oh yeah),
 a world exclusive mega spa.

 ©2007 Robin Gibb
 Titelthema der britischen TV-Show 'The Dame Edna Treatment' (ITV)